Ultimate Guide to Mombasa Kenya
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KENYA IMOL RANKINGS
Difficulty Level 3/10
GFE Level 8/10
Concerns: Malaria, petty theft, high level of poverty
Why we go there: Beautiful African women
This guide is based 100 percent on the intel from a few of our seasoned IMOL's. One of whom has spends a considerable amount of time exploring Kenya. We have focused this guide on Nairobi and Mombasa because it is they are the most conducive to our type of travel. Safe, plenty of nightlife and the opportunity to explore during the day.
Africa Chat Archive
Three of our veteran members have visited Mombasa recently and they were providing daily updates via our WhatsApp Chat Group. At the bottom of this page is the entire archive of that chat, it contains a wealth of information and is a must read for anyone planning a trip to Mombasa.
Logistics
Primary Language = Kenya is a multilingual country. The two official languages of Kenya, Swahili and English, are widely spoken
Point of entry : Kenya has a total of 15 airports, with Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (NBO) in Nairobi being the busiest and most well-connected.
Kenya Airways, Qatar, Emirates, Ethiopian, British Airways, Turkish Airways, China Southern and Jambojet all offer service into NBO.
Moi International Airport (MBA) serves the city of Mombasa with both domestic and international flights. Including over twenty connections to NBO daily.
VISA / ETA
As of January 1, 2024, Kenya has scrapped visa requirements for all travelers and replaced it with an Electronic Travel Authorization (ETA) system. Here are the key requirements:
Travel Advice: Exercise a high degree of caution when traveling to Kenya, as advised by the Australian Government. Understand local safety, laws, and health risks before your trip.
ETA Application: All travelers, regardless of nationality, must apply for an ETA online before arrival in Kenya. The application fee is USD 30. apply here
No Visa Required: With the introduction of the ETA system, travelers no longer need to obtain a traditional visa to enter Kenya.
ETA Validity: The ETA is valid for 90 days from the date of issue, allowing travelers to stay in Kenya for up to 90 days for tourism or business purposes.
COVID-19 Requirements: If you enter Kenya with flu-like symptoms, you may need to take a COVID-19 test at your own expense. If your test is positive, you may need to isolate. For more information on COVID-19 travel requirements, visit the Kenyan Civil Aviation Authority website.
The eTA application collects biographic information and answers to eligibility questions from the traveller. eTA applications for Kenya are usually processed in 3 days, however it is recommended applications be submitted at least 2 weeks prior to travel to ensure adequate time for processing. Travellers can submit their applications up to 3 months prior to travel. It is highly recommended that travellers apply as soon as they have booked their accommodations and transport tickets.
Medical
Currently there are no vaccination requirements for travel into Kenya, however....
Malaria is the biggest single medical threat to visitors to Kenya. It is present in most parts of the country throughout the year, though the risk of transmission is generally far higher at low altitudes and during the rainy season. There is no vaccine, but several different oral prophylactics are available, and it is advisable to visit a travel clinic or other suitably qualified medical professional for up-to-date advice about the option best suited to your requirements. No prophylactic is 100% effective, so take all reasonable precautions against being bitten by the nocturnal Anopheles mosquitoes that transmits the disease.
These include donning a long-sleeved shirt, trousers and socks in the evening, and applying a DEET-based insect repellent clothes to any exposed flesh. Always sleep under a net, or failing that in and air-conditioned room, under a fan, or with a mosquito coil burning. Malaria normally manifests within two weeks of being bitten, but it can take months, so if you display possible symptoms after you get home, get to a doctor immediately, and ask to be tested. Travellers with young children or who prefer not to take medication might consider visiting a malaria-free safari destinations elsewhere in Africa in preference to Kenya.
Chat excerpt: " In all my trips, 11 now over 10 years, only once have I been asked to show the yellow card. Also, it's best to check with your Healthcare provided and inquire about getting anti-malaria tablets. Usually no larger than a baby aspirin, you start taking one per day a couple days before arriving, then each day in country and for a week after you get back. If coming for 30 days, as an example, then you want 40 tablets and take the entire prescription until it is finished. Plus, ask for a small dose, maybe 4 capsules total, for dysentary in case you eat something that your stomach can't take. Never hurts to be on the safe side."
Ride Apps
Both Uber and Bolt function in Mombasa, just be aware that most short trips will involve a motorcycle or Boda Boda and not a car - unless you specify in the app.
Public motorcycle / trikes (Boda Boda) and taxis are prevalent. As with all tourist areas, just make sure to negotiate the fare before accepting the ride. In Kenya, boda boda fares are generally determined by distance and traffic conditions. For short distances, fares can range from 100 to 300 Kenyan shillings (approximately $1-3 USD). For longer distances, fares can increase to 500-1,000 Kenyan shillings (approximately $5-10 USD).
WA is the app of choice for communication in Kenya. Almost everyone uses it and you will be asked often to share your WhatsApp contact info.
The Lions of Tsvao
In March 1898, the British started building a railway bridge over the Tsavo (SAH-vo) River in Kenya. But the project took a deadly turn when, over the next nine months, two maneless male lions mysteriously developed a taste for humans and went on a killing spree.
Crews tried and failed to scare the lions away, forcing people to flee the area and halting construction on the bridge. Lt. Col. John Henry Patterson, the civil engineer at the helm of the railway project, took matters into his own hands so that work could continue on the railway.
The lions’ reign of terror ended when Colonel Patterson (no relation to our current MacArthur Curator of Mammals Bruce Patterson) shot and killed them in late 1898, and the railroad was completed a few months later.
He later told the story of the lions, and the hunt that eventually took them down, in his book The Man-Eaters of Tsavo and Other East African Adventures. Patterson reported that the lions’ feeding frenzy took the lives of 135 railway workers and native Africans.
Hotels and Accommodations
As mentioned above, most of you will be looking for accommodations in Mtwapa. We have two locations that are member approved.
You will find additional accommodation options on Agoda and Expedia. We always suggest reading and sorting the reviews by "most recent" before booking any property.
WhatsApp IMOL Africa Chat - export
Currency
The Kenyan Shilling which is currently exchanging at 130 / 1.00 usd. Exchange booths are widely available throughout tourists zones as are ATM's and banking.
ATMs in Kenya are generally considered safe, but as with any public facility, there are precautions to take. According to various sources, including travel advisories and expat reports, ATMs in major towns and cities are well-maintained and secure. However, in smaller towns, villages, and rural areas, cash is still the preferred method of payment, and ATMs may be less common or less reliable.
ATM Fraud: Unfortunately, ATM fraud is not uncommon in Kenya. Skimmers and other forms of card cloning have been reported. To minimize the risk of theft, it’s recommended to:
Use ATMs located inside banks or secure areas, rather than standalone machines.
Check the ATM for any signs of tampering or unusual attachments.
Cover the keypad with your free hand when entering your PIN.
Monitor your account activity regularly and report any suspicious transactions.
Card Acceptance: Visa cards are widely accepted at ATMs in Kenya, while MasterCard and Amex are less well-represented. It’s essential to inform your bank of your travel plans and ensure your card is compatible with Kenyan ATMs.
Cash Withdrawal Fees: Most ATMs in Kenya charge around 450 Kenyan Shillings per withdrawal. It’s a good idea to check with your bank for any additional fees or exchange rates.
Mtwapa
Mtwapa is the primary tourist district of Mombasa, this is where most of you will want to stay. A large variety of pubs, restaurants and cafes compliment the hotels and resorts that populate the coastline.
Our W&R Google Map contains all of our member recommended lo
Crime in Kenya
The crime rate in all regions of Kenya is significantly low for a developing nation. Petty minor offences are the most common crime with robbery and theft being among the least cited criminal offences. Crime in Kenya is comparable to Tunisia, with a rate of 3.46 crimes per 100,000 people. However, crime in Kenya often goes unreported and police may lack the training or experience to effectively respond to crimes.
As always, caution should be used. Try to avoid walking alone in the late evening hours. Only carry the amount of cash that you need for the day. Avoid wearing expensive jewelry. Utilize the hotel room safe and protect electronic devices when out in public.
Communication - staying connected
Most hotels, restaurants, bars and lodges offer free WiFi. Don't expect rocket fast speeds but it is usable for most applications. That said, we always suggest purchasing a tourist sim card for your mobile device so that you have data when moving about.
Safaricom, Airtel, and Telkom are the major mobile operators in Kenya with stores at Nairobi Jomo Kenyatta International Airport and Mombasa MBA airport.
Airtel and Telkom shops are open 24 hours.
Safaricom shop is not open 24 hours and closes around 9:00 pm.
The cost of a Kenya prepaid SIM card is approximately 200 KES (around $1.5 USD), which comes with 150 KES credit (airtime) that can be used for data or local calls.
Safaricom offers e-sim cards for tourists for an additional 250 KES.
If you’re unable to find a SIM card at the airport, you can purchase one at various locations in Kenya, including convenience stores, mobile provider stores, and online.
It is important to make sure that your phone is unlocked. Tourist sim cards only work if you have an unlocked phone. If you are unsure about your phones lock status just sk your mobile internet provider in your home country before traveling.
Note: Full names and personal information has been redacted. HUGE Thank You 🙏🏼 to both Eric and Albert for all of this intel. First round is on me boys!
E: Hey guys, forget what you know about Sosua or Thailand when comparing to Kenya. No bar fines at all. Zip, zero, nada. No need to relying on going to bars and clubs to meet women, although of course you can. There are tons of them around. But just in everyday life, meeting someone working at a salon, a clothing shop, a mall, restaurant, or just walking around. The women here are very easy to persuade to go off with you to your place. Never dealt with any scammers or crooked cops and lawyers. Never had an early morning runner, or a starfish. These girls are extremely accommodating and an overnight stay, you should be good giving them 3k in the morning. That's about $22 bucks. A few pics from trips here since 2021….
E: Only a couple brief stays in Nairobi. All of my time is on the coast near Mombasa. It's here where, just like the DomRep or Thailand, you can wear shorts, sandals…typical beach town clothing. Nairobi is a major city with 3-4 million people. It's a place of government and business. There are clubs and such, but it's primarily a younger man's game. Dress to impress, high end clubs and lounges, and some fine ass ladies. But the coast is laid back, more relaxed attitudes, very casual dress code. Plus it's warmer overall. Nairobi is over 5,000 feet in elevation, like Denver, and it can get chilly. But that's relative, like upper 60s for Kenyans and you're bundled up like Nanook of the North.
E: My preferred playground is the Coast.
E: Staying in tonight, been out every night since arriving. Just chilling, have a friend coming over tomorrow afternoon. Then on Wednesday morning, I'll be gone for 4 days, off to….Uganda!
Bubba Tango: they have Tuk tuks in Mombasa..lol
Bubba Tango: watching a YT video on the best beach Night clubs entertainment discos "pole dancers" lol getting hyped
E: I rode in one Sunday afternoon. Best beach nightclubs? Hmm…bet Moonshine is one. Maybe Sheba is another. Causarina in Mtwapa? I was there last night. It's the main spot to pick up a friend for the night.
E: Lots of construction going on. The Chinese are "helping" to finance a coastal highway widening from Somalia in the north to Tanzania in the south. It's a huge project and where I am, Mtwapa, has been growing for a decade and better, more efficient roads are definitely necessary. This coastal region, sorry to say, has been discovered by the rest of the planet, namely China. They will be importing much of the crops grown in Kenya to help feed over a billion and a half folks.
E: With a nice cooling breeze coming off the lake, evening temperatures around 71, 72 degrees. About as perfect as it can get.
Danny: It’s beautiful, but I ain’t swimming in that lake. There has to be over a hundred different animals waiting to eat you in there 🐊 🫣
E: Lol…yeah, I asked a local about there being crocs or anacondas or piranhas in the lake that might consider you lunch, but he just smiled and said there weren't any snakes. Buddy, I'm with you. I ain't getting in that water either! Don't want to find out! 😆😆
E: Took a walk to the Entebbe Botanical Gardens, along the Lake Victoria shoreline maybe a mile and a half down from the hotel. Just a gorgeous area to chill on an afternoon
L A: Wow I’ve never considered going any place on the African continent but I’ve changed my mind now.
E: Dinner last night at a beachfront restaurant 1 minute walk from my hotel. I had the grilled goat meat skewers with rice for 25k Ugandan shillings, roughly $7.75 USD and Miriam had the whole grilled tilapia with chips for 35k, under $10 bucks. Goat is so fucking tender, better than steak, and I love a good rib eye, but DAAAMMMNNN…if I could buy goat meat in a supermarket, I'd give up eating old Bessie for life! Total bill with a few drinks was about $26 USD. Amazing value!
E: Took a friend of mine out for lunch today as it's her day off from the pub she works at. Wednesday is 2 for 1 pizza at Big Tree. She loved it and we boxed up about 3/4ths of a pie so she could bring home to her son. But we made a stop at my apt before she went home and was on it as quick as the clothes would hit da flo'.
E: Got together with Naima, a Muslim from Tanzania, but a very free spirit. After taking her out for a nice dinner and drinks, we went back to my place where she spent the night. I have no clue in the darkness of the bedroom what she was doing with her lips and tongue to my cock, but… Allah Akbar…it was the finest bj I've received this decade, bar none! And after what was a great sexual experience before falling asleep, by morning the woman had me about ready to convert to Islam
E: Trust me, here in Kenya, you won't have to dig deep. I'm being asked for my whatsapp everyday by somebody new just walking down the road and after exchanging hellos, that's all it takes. And I'm not doing the asking, they take the initiative!
AA: Nice 👍🏿
E: Current exchange to the USD is now 142. If anyone here is from the UK, the pound is up over a whopping 180 to the sterling. A bottle of Tusker is running the Brits about 1.3 quid. To say it's easy on the wallet would be a severe understatement
[10/13/23,
E: I took a trip south of Mombasa to Diani Beach, known as the South Coast. While at a local bar/restaurant, I met an engineer named Florian who came up with the design for making prosthetics so people, including children, who might be missing a foot or leg, can walk. With a growing child, the prosthetic is adjusted every 5 years to accommodate the growth of the child. He and the organization that are performing these surgical procedures are doing it for virtual pennies on the dollar compared to these NGO outfits who spend millions and who's members live high on the hog, driving expensive cars and living in luxurious apts. Came away very impressed, as Africa has an endless need for artificial limbs to enhance the lives of so many kids and adults to allow them a better quality of life and become productive citizens
R: Wow, excellent content Eric…
E: Took a walk to the Entebbe Botanical Gardens, along the Lake Victoria shoreline maybe a mile and a half down from the hotel. Just a gorgeous area to chill on an afternoon
L A: Wow I’ve never considered going any place on the African continent but I’ve changed my mind now.
E: Enjoyed a great evening out at an Italian restaurant in Diani Beach, along the South Coast of Kenya below Mombasa with Mariam, a former model who sells clothes online. I had lobster-filled ravioli that was out of this fucking world! Followed up with drinks at Tandoori, a popular night spot that is a bar in front and a nightclub in the back. Came back to my room afterward and she did unspeakable things to me that advanced the horizons of pleasure far beyond the usual. I'm telling you guys, these African women are on an exotic level far beyond Suzy Cupcake from back in high school!
Tony: You should write a book 📖.
E: Might be doing double duty today. It's Tuesday and the day off for a 22 year old who works at a nearby pub/restaurant. She wanted to see me and told her Tuesday night would be fine. I'm just glad that housekeeping kept me supplied with 4 very large bath towels, as one was used for my afternoon session. Elsie had me shooting spooge all over, luckily I was laying on one of those large towels over the bedsheets to prevent any irritating cum stains. All is good. 😁
E: I’ve settled into what is more of a living situation here on the Kenya coast rather than vacation mode. Being here for a 10 week period has a way of doing that. No need to go hard every night and not get back till 2 or 3 am, or later. I stay in about every 3rd or 4th night watching YT and now NFL highlights with the pre-season going on.
E: Not a whole lot lately to comment on but I did have another great Wednesday afternoon at the Big Tree Beach Resort on their 2 for 1 pizza day. Took Jebrice, someone in my rotation and seen here in previous pics, there for lunch and let her take the 2nd pizza home to her mom and son. But before that, we had a great afternoon session that basically took my power for the night. Girl said she loves me and wants to marry me! Hoo boy…these Africa babes go from 0-60 in 3.4 seconds. In the words of Daddy Bush regarding marriage, "Not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent".
Ty: how is the number of westerns you see be compared to Pattaya where it over run and say Cambodia where it not many in Kenya. Correct me if I'm wrong but as an America is the only thing I need a evisa which is simple enough and a yellow fever vaccine. Haven't gotta one yet but I can do that at a Pattaya hospital. Looking to go either summer next year or January or summer 2025.
E: Online Kenya e-visa and the yellow vaccine card, but in all my trips, 11 now over 10 years, only once have I been asked to show the yellow card. Also, it's best to check with your Healthcare provided and inquire about getting anti-malaria tablets. Usually no larger than a baby aspirin, you start taking one per day a couple days before arriving, then each day in country and for a week after you get back. If coming for 30 days, as an example, then you want 40 tablets and take the entire prescription until it is finished. Plus, ask for a small dose, maybe 4 capsules total, for dysentary in case you eat something that your stomach can't take. Never hurts to be on the safe side.
E: E-visa is $50 USD and good for up to 90 days. Also, once you apply online and receive your email confirmation, you have UP TO 90 days that it's valid, meaning you have that long to ENTER Kenya and once arrived, your 90 days stay begins. I'm going to see about returning for about 25 days in January after 3 weeks or so in Pattaya. I'll apply for that new visa by end of November.
Ty: Ok thanks I'll be going out that way for sure only thing keeping me away is flights I don't mind layovers but don't like switching airlines and that's what I'd have to do when leaving. I'll get the tables and vaccine from a Thai pharmacy and hospital respectively as that's where I live. Have to go to Philly after the trip and again they all make me switch airlines
E: Are you from the East coast and would fly from there to Nairobi? Or would you be flying from Bangkok? Check Kenya Airlines in either case. They fly direct from JFK to NBO about 4 times a week. The only East African airline with a direct connection to East Africa and bypassing Europe altogether. From BKK, I believe they are re-establishing their nonstop route from BKK to NBO. I saw that for this coming January. Otherwise, in either case, Ethiopian Airlines might just be your best bet. They use the 789 Dreamliner, great service and those Ethiopian flight attendants are as fine as frog hair!
E: Had another late afternoon "consultation" with Milly, one of three Millys I know, who came by for a couple hours to have her way with me. Not that I objected. Some nice foreplay (Kenyan dudes apparently like to get right to it, the ladies love being romanced and I'm just the fellow to get them to build up that slow simmer to a boiling sexual juggernaut) which led to some bedroom gymnastics with a glorious finish. She left with 2100 shillings, about $15 bucks, in her purse to buy food for the kids. Another satisfied single mom!
E: Yep, 13 hours later, still no power to most of the country. At the complex I'm at, they are running a backup generator which is keeping the lights and fans running as well as keeping the freezers and refrigerators going so food doesn't spoil. But that's not the case with millions of peoples homes and apts, tons of perishibles are going bad. A very rough go at the moment.
Ty: are there freelancers bar in Mombasa? I know there is in Nairobi but haven't heard about there
E: Every one of the bars are freelancer bars.
E: Was invited to a birthday party for Georgina, a waitress at the Eagles Nest Pub. As a frequent customer, as well as one of Georgina's "preferred" customers..haha…she wanted me there. Only 2 mzungus, myself and English Mike, who's the bf of the lady in yellow, were invited. And along with several of her very attractive gf's, all dressed to impress.
It was a very good evening!
Danny: Eric, thank you for all the posts brother. The information is priceless brother 🙏
Airbnb: Yes. Great stuff
E: Thanks man. I know this Africa chat isn't nearly as popular as Sosua or Pattaya, and probably not nearly the interest to come here like the other places but hopefully a few here might find it interesting enough from my pics and comments to give Kenya a shot.
L A: Very good. I had zero interest in Africa but your videos and information has changed my mind
E: Glad to help open up new territory for some guys that might never have given it a thought before.
Gord: It's certainly on my list too!!
E: Am back on the South Coast in Diani for 6 nights. Stopped in at a popular nightclub, Tandoori, and the place was filled with locals all watching the ManU vs Arsenal "football" match, the two most popular Premiere League soccer teams in Kenya. And when there was a goal scored, the joint erupted in deafening cheers. So much reminds me of my fellow Americans, passionate about our kind of football, screaming their heads off for their favorite team. We are all more alike and have more in common than we think. Or that the newsmedia will lead us to believe.
E: After 10 weeks in Kenya, I'm boarding my Air France flight to Paris tonight then connection with Delta to Salt Lake City and finally home to Las Vegas. Pictured here with Angie, a bartender at Havana Restaurant and Bar in Westlands Nairobi. She poured my last drink, a double Morgan w/coke and lime. Been a great trip, looking to next return in mid-January after a couple weeks in Pattaya over New Years. Kenya is a beautiful place with beautiful and friendly people welcoming you with open arms and warm hearts. Can't imagine not ever having this place being a part of my life in the years ahead. Hakuna Matata!
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[11/25/23, 2:37:23 AM]
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F: Hey brothers ! Any information on Nigeria? Planning to head out there in December! ✈️
Dave Mexico: Is there a web site?
F: No website! Message the contact information on WhatsApp and they will send photos and information!
F: Probably March for like two or three weeks than off to Thailand and Cambodia until May.
E: Cool, I did that but in reverse.
[1/5/24 AB: Good morning brothers.
Forgive me for saying but this chat is deader than doornails, and my time as a lurker is yielding no vital information, so I've come to stir up the pot.
I'm interested in traveling to Africa. I've never been but it's a big place and I don't know where to begin. From my "research," not only are tickets to Kenya inexpensive (comparatively) but the flight time is minimal as well. The cherry on top is that they speak English. So I'm leaning towards going there on my first outing. However I need some inside information from someone who has "boots on the ground" who can give me the intel on the info that Google can't.
So I throw myself into the collaborative wisdom and experience of the W&R Brotherhood to acquire the necessary tools I need for an eagerly anticipated adventure.
Whiskey Rum: Paging Dr. E - As soon as he comes on line he will give intel, he’s our Africa guru. Are you able to read / see the older chats in the thread?
AB: Unfortunately no. I joined this thread early December, so I see nothing before then.
Whiskey Rum: I’m going to send you the whole thread.
AB: Excellent!
Dave Mexico: This right here is the exact reason why I prefer forums. Forums are forever!🤣🤣🤣
E: I just woke up.
E: Bro, IDK where you're coming from, but Kenya Airlines flies direct to Nairobi from JFK. Another option, if departing from the East coast, is Ethiopian Airlines, which goes to Addis Ababa, then connection to Nairobi.
E: Mombasa is where to eventually fly into and Mtwapa is the spot to go. Taxi to Mtwapa is roughly 3500 Kenyan shillings, or about $22 dollars. Dollar is now up to around 155/1 exchange.
[1/6/24, 1:30:06 AM]
E: Two recommendations to stay…Mona Lisa Hotel, 3000 per night w/o breakfast, 3500 with
Prestige Apts, where I stay…about 2500 ksh per night, has restaurant, pool, security. Great staff. Both places guest friendly, lady just needs her ID.
E: All nighters, a girl would be quite pleased with 3000 ksh, about $19 bucks. For just an afternoon delight, 2000 is fine. No set price, all the girls hope is that you'll be fair.
E: Google info on those two accommodations and type in Mombasa and/or Mtwapa nightlife into the YT search bar and you can check out the scene. The vids are not nearly the quality of what you get here regarding nararation or scenery. Danny is a Scorcese or Spielberg in his videos compared to what you'll get on East Africa, but it's enough to whet your appetite.
E: I'm close to being recovered from a blood clot in my right leg, I should be in good shape by end of January to start making travel plans. I'm looking at close to 3 months living over there this summer. I love it.
V: What is the AIDS situation there?
T: Like everywhere
E: Have heard it's around. Some know-it-all expats will claim 20% of the girls have AIDS. I don't believe it, I always wrap up and the girls I've been with insist on it too. But there are clinics around to get tested beforehand, especially if only going to be with one woman the entire trip.
AB: This information is absolute gold! Thank you
AB: I'm coming from Chicago. You recommend Mtwapa, does this mean that there's no action in Nairobi? Where do you find the girls down there?
E: Yes, it's got action. Plenty of ladies looking for a little something extra. Many with legit jobs just in search of an extra boost of economic prosperity. A popular area of Nairobi where the Hi-So girls like to party, along with Westerners, is Westlands. Google map that area and search out the bars, pubs, clubs and hotels. Tons to choose from.The Alchemist is a hugely popular spot, on weekends you might get a thousand people inside that complex. Several bars, live music acts. Loads of hot Kenyan babes. There are many other hotel lounges etc to visit.
but for a casual vibe, Mombasa and the coast is where it's at. You can dress in shorts and shoes no problem. Nairobi is the city, long pants, where during the day it's about business. In the Mombasa Mtwapa coast area, during the day you're hanging out at a beach bar joint having a cold Tusker beer…delicious!…and eyeballing the local talent. Nairobi is good for a 2-3 day trip but long term, or even just 10 days or 2 weeks, it's the coast baby!
AB: Excellent. Thank you
E: You're very welcome.
AB: Afternoon sir. I have a follow-up question. After reviewing the information that Danny sent over, I'm definitely sold on Kenya. However in the files he sent over was a contact for "Model Delivery Service." Can you please elaborate? 😂
E: Lol…you just need to go there to experience all the magic.
[3/25/24, 7:43:43 AM] ~ K Dawg: I want to go but Africa is definitely a place I need alot of info on
T: So Kenya over all others?
[E: It's been my go to spot for 11 years but I did visit Uganda on a side trip last year. Also a layover at Bole Int'l Airport in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia where just eyeballing the women working and transiting through that airport was quite an experience. Plus the aroma of that incredible Ethiopian coffee coming from the various eateries in the terminal.
T: On my go to later this year need to go back to PI first
Al: How easy is it to get to compared to Bangkok?
E: In Bangkok you can trip over your dick and hit 2-3 hookers as you're falling down, so numbers are much greater. But still plenty of women in Kenya, where I go, who would be interested and for a whole lot less coin than Bangkok. Nana or a FL in Bangkok might want 5k for an ST. That's about $140 USD. Woman in Mombasa will stay all night, little to no negotiations, just wanting you to be fair, and offer them 3k shillings, which is now about $23 USD, and they will be very appreciative.
E: Lol, just read your question again. I just woke up so brain ain't functioning on full blast yet. Thought you were referring to getting sex. If referring to getting there, as in flying, go to Kayak and type in your departure city and Nairobi as your arrival, and prospective dates of travel, then see what options and fares come up.
Al: Thanks. Just curious if Kenya is as routine as Thailand. I’m assuming English is widely spoken given colonial roots.
E: It's the official language
AB: Good morning gentlemen. I've decided to pop my cherry and go on my first cross Atlantic flight. Per Eric's rich and detailed descriptions, I've decided to go to Kenya.
I bought my ticket yesterday and I'll be flying mid September.
In the interim, I'll be asking tons of questions.
E: I'm at a rest stop in Macon, Georgia right now. On a cross country road trip. I'll be happy to respond whenever I get time. Got some domestic last night at a lady friend's house near Atlanta. I'm a bit tired.
AB: Appreciate it.
I still have 6 months to go so most of my questions won't happen until time gets closer.
Where to exchange currency?
What messaging app do they use?
Best mode of transportation? Uber?
We have plenty of time. I'm just excited that I have a ticket 😂
E: Where in Kenya are you going? Day of arrival?
E: I'm planning to be there till Sept 25.
AB: Per your suggestion I'm going to Mombasa/Mtwapa. I'll be there from 9/12 - 9/25.
I plan on reserving a room at the Prestige sometime this week.
E: Cool, I'll be there as well. I'll be booking with them when I get back home. Probably 1st week of May, but I'm staying from mid-July till near end of Sept.
E: We are checking out on the same day.
AB: I'll be getting your sloppy seconds 😂
E: We'll chat later. Gotta hit the road.
Whiskey Rum: There is a really nasty but fun strip club in Warren Robins GA.. don’t ask me how I know 🤣
AB: Good morning sir. I have a question for you or anyone else who has experience: I'm getting ready to make reservations for my accommodations and the gentleman I'm talking to via Whatsapp is asking me to make a deposit. He said to send him the money to his number via M-Pesa.
I've never heard of this app, but as to be expected since it's going to be my first trip to Kenya, everything will be new to me.
My question is, is this app secure?
Is this a common way to make payments/transfer money in Kenya?
Please advise.
E:What accommodation is this that you are wanting to reserve for your stay? And where?
E: I have no experience with booking Airbnb's. Only hotels, and never have been asked to send money beforehand. I've always dealt with the payment once I arrived.
E: Mpesa is a very common way that Kenyans use for commerce, everyone has an Mpesa account number, I've sent money that way to someone so they could buy food and pay rent for example. But I knew them and knew I wasn't being scammed. But I've never been asked to send money thru Mpesa to someone as a deposit for a place to stay. I've always paid up front once I actually arrived at the hotel itself.
AB: I'll be staying at the Prestige. Same as you
E: I've been staying there since 2017 and never have been asked to send a deposit via Mpesa. Only that once I arrive, I pay the full amount up front.
AB:
E: I just booked my standard room, no apt this time, for nearly 80 nights, from mid July thru almost the end of Sept, and the manager told me the rate per night…prices have gone up…but never requested I pay any deposit prior to getting there.
AB: I don't mind putting down a deposit. I just want to make sure that this transaction is legitimate and M-Pesa is safe to use.
E: If you were asked by Hamid, or Rauf, for a deposit thru Mpesa, then it's a safe and legit way to send money. Just make sure you keep the transaction on your phone to show the registration desk you paid however much ahead of time. Have you also been asked to send a photo of your passport so they can confirm your reservation? You'll need that to fill out the new tourist e-ticket the Kenyan govt has gone to for travelers coming in country as they no longer require a visa.
AB: I believe the gentleman I was talking to was Hamid, but he has not asked me for a photo of my passport. Unless I'm mistaken the e-ticket is only valid for a few months. Since I'm going in September, it's too early for me to fill it out yet.
E: What day are you arriving?
[5/3/24, 11:55:12 PM] Albert Bullock: 9/13
E: Are you booking a full apt or a standard room?
AB: An apartment. They quoted me 3000 per night
E: Yeah, that's what I was told. Without board, meaning no breakfast. They value that at 500 per day, but I only eat a regular breakfast maybe 2-3 times a week at most. Usually just a couple cups of coffee is good.
E: Not taking the breakfast option will save me close to 40,000 ksh, which is plenty to go toward my bar bill.
M: Im a newbie and looking for a good holiday place for the month of august. Was thinking Thailand for the 1st time but if you guys can recommend an African city/tour to keep a golfer entertained for a month?
Whiskey Rum: You should come to Thailand before Africa… that’s my two cents but I’m sure Eric Nolan will pop up soon to give Africa advice
E: Im only experienced with Kenya. Not a golfer but you might say I have made my share of holes in one in other activities! I would google golf courses in Kenya and start there. Not recommended to be in Nairobi right now. Demonstrations, protests going on against the government. People being killed, police firing live amio and water cannons on the people in the Central Business District in downtown Nairobi. Pretty ugly at the moment.
E: I stay on the coast, near Mombasa. Start there.
[7/12/24, 11:25:03 PM] E: After a Gawd awful 9 hr flight from Bangkok to Nairobi on Kenya Airways, I finally returned to my African "home" in Mtwapa, about 15 km north of Mombasa.
The flight originated in China and it was packed to the rafters. The air circulating through the fuselage was warm which caused it to be very uncomfortable. Never again! If ever flying to Nairobi from BKK again, it will be Ethiopian Airlines through Addis Ababa. Much better service.
Ensconsed at Prestige Apt and Hotel. Have a standard room instead of a full 1 bdrm apt. Paying the same rate as last year when I had an apt though rates have gone up and now that is for the standard room. Have a king size bed with very comfy mattress, ceiling fan, aircon,fridge and room safe. On the 3rd floor (2nd for you non-Americans) I'm mostly above the mosquitos but also up this high, I get a breeze the ground floor doesn't get.
Exchange is lower than last year, 127/1 to the dollar as opposed to into the 140's a year ago, so marginally more expensive but my room is still under $20 USD per night.
Plenty of expats and locals welcomed me back with hugs and handshakes and a couple ladies asked as they only can, "Please Eddeek, take my numbuhh", which I dutifully did.
Its good to be "home".
Hakuna Matata from the Kenyan Coast!
E: Just had Leah spend the afternoon in my room. Have known her for a few years, 1st white guy she ever had. She will be returning for a sequel performance before the end of the week.
E: My bank, Wells Fargo, doesnt charge me fees either. Both domestic and international atms.
Dave Mexico: Two of the best things that I have ever done for travel was get a Schwab card and the other was global entry.
E: A couple of sisters I'd known asked me to come. I did and glad I went. Had a chance to observe à slice of Kenyan culture and of the 70 or so people who were there at various times, I was the only white, or mzungu, present. I was literally in a class by myself and with the drink flowing, I could not have had a better time. I met many folks, all shaking my hand and welcoming me to Kenya. Plus, as a nod of redpect to me, whenever anyone stood up to speak, rather than swahili, they spoke English so I could understand. I felt right at home the entire time and was honored to have been thought highly enough to be included in the celebration. A night I won't soon forget.
E: Just had a 22 year old leave my room after a fantastic afternoon delight. Went to a beach bar for pizza and wings then back to my room where she proceded to do a number on me where I felt like I was 25 again my damn self and not 37 years older than she was. She was performing some serious oral followed by a series of gymnastic moves on my staff that would make Simone Biles proud. She totally emptied out the old ball bag and my power is gone for today. Had to admit though, it did feel a little weird when she mentioned her youngest brother was only 8.
Ah well…this is Africa!
Whiskey Rum: Who gives a shit about the pizza, tell me bout them girls on the beach 🏖️🧐🤣
The Noob from Texas: That looked like a $2 pizza, but I eat worse all the time 🤣🤘
E: Well, considering it was a 2 for 1 day, and the cost for 1 was 900 ksh, or roughly $7 USD, the average was $3.50, you were in the ballpark! 😆
Whiskey Rum: How many days do you have left???
E: Still nearly 2 months.
E: Just had a salon shop woman leave the room and head home. Had known her a few years from before working at a pub. Came over after 11 pm, once her kid had been fed and gone to sleep. Hadn't been with a guy for nearly 2 years, broken heart and all. So she said and who am I to say no? After she moved close on the bed, kissing her neck and massaging boobs, her dress was soon off over her head, my shit was on the floor and after some more foreplay, she's asking where is the condom. Rode each other and after I busted, she softly said in the understated way a shy Kenyan girl might, "Ooohhh Eddeek, that was veddy nice. I am veddy pleased."
Can't make up that reaction if I tried.
Gave her 1000 ksh to buy food tomorrow and 100 bob for the motorbike ride home.
Twas another lovely evening on the Kenya Coast.
Whiskey Rum: Eric is like the high school Prom King over there!
E: I got one lined up for Tuesday, a hostess for a nightclub. If we get together, Ill be sure to get a pic or two. A true knockout! Bro…I'm getting women all over wanting my number, eyeballing me as I walk by the table she's at with her own guy at a club if he's looking away. Women saying hi and a quick wave while Im just sitting at a roadside pub having a beer, hoping to be waved over. Truly amazing situation over here if you are a foreign guy.
[8/4/24, 6:57:01 AM] V: What is that American dollars?
E: About $8 fitty.
V: Can’t beat that at all
E: Current exchange rate is 129.6 Kenyan shillings… Ksh…to the dollar.
E: The lads from the UK do even better. They are getting up in the 160 area.
Vern: Thanks for the info. Anyone ever been to Lagos Nigeria
E: That is on tap one day. Never been to West Africa.
E: Ghana would be another destination.
AB: Silly question but just for clarification, the 1000 KSH for LT isn't average, this was a special price (gift) because you had previously known her for a couple of years. Correct?
E: Generally I'll pay about double that amount. So maybe around $17 bucks. There is no set price, the girls only ask you to be fair. No hardcore negotiations necessary at all with 90-95% of them. That whole scenario that goes on in Pattaya is a completely foreign concept over here.
E: Went to a friends apt for the afternoon yesterday. Actually its a studio, or bedsitter, as its called here and visited with her 7 year old son, who she said had been asking about me. I was very surprised at her place. On the groundfloor of an apt building built in typical Kenyan style. She had a small but serviceable kitchen, a spacious enough living area, her bed up against the far wall and her son slept on a mattress on the floor. About 600 yard walk from the main highway going toward the beach. After I took a look around, I sincerely thought I could easily live in a place like this, as long as there was a tv mounted on the wall,which she didn't have. I bought her son a new green soccer ball which made him have the kind of huge smile a kid has on Christmas morning! He instantly became the most popular kid in the whole apt block. We had chicken and rice, it was delicious and Nancy took me up on the roof to have a look at the neighborhood from 6 floors up. Overall, was a slice into African life away from the tourist areas, and as proof, the monthly rent for the bedsitter was 9000 ksh, or…$69 USD! Throw in another 3000 ksh on utilities, $23 USD more or less, and you are out the door each month on your living situation for maybe $85 bucks.
T: So how are you keeping these girls separated so they don't kill each other when they see you
E: I used to be a boxer back in my military days. I was pretty good with bobbing and weaving in the ring. It's kind of a similar deal when out and around town.
E: To be truthful, I prefer women who have an actual job. That way, with generally one day off, they are occupied at their place of work, be it a salon or clothing shop or hotel, etc. Not hard to keep up with who is off when. But then, you never know when a friend of a particular girl might see you around with someone else, then maybe takes a photo discreetly of the two of you with her phone, the frame enhanced of course to leave no doubt who it is, then send the pic to her friend. Seems these women love to undermine other women, even their friends, when they are with a guy she enjoys being with out of spite or jealousy because they might not have anyone. I've not really been caught in any compromises position…yet!
T: Being the way I am I'd get busted in the first 5 days
Whiskey Rum: Me too!
E: I know you have your own thing going on in Jomtien and partying with the boys who fly in, but if you find yourself in a similar situation next summer, especially if being temporarily alone for whatever reason, hope you consider coming here for 10 days or 2 weeks. You'll absolutely love it, bro.
T: Eric your destination is on top of my to do list. What's crazy is on Baddo the dating app huge number of Kenyan women on there I could probably have a rotating pool before I ever got there but that's always dumb to do
E: No need for that. Come here, meet the people face to 5face. Listen to them talk, the way they express themselves, the intelligence, you will be charmed out of your boots! And on your first night, you will have a lady going back to your room with 2-3 new phone numbers from other women added to your whatsapp contact list. Believe me!
Whiskey Rum: I was close to jumping on plane a few days ago. Then I discovered that I have a major passport issue, only 2.5 pages left and my Thailand renewal is going to eat up two of them. I’ll be heading to the embassy next week
T: Yep you need the page extension I just wish the immigration folks wouldn't be stamping all over the place I think they would keep things more efficient
Whiskey Rum: I don’t even understand why they need to stamp.
Everything is tracked electronically now
E: There is no more option to add pages to your passport. The State Dept stopped that when they began issuing à standard 52 page pp instead of the 26 page one before, when you had the ability to send it in for the additional 26 pages. Now, once you run out, even if still 3, 4 or 5 years eligibility left on your pp, you'll need to apply for a new one.
E: We are tentavily planning on going to Central Mombasa on her day off next Tuesday to see the famous tusks over Moi Avenue then maybe a stop for a drink at Casablanca, once the most notorious nightspot on the East Africa coast.
E: Think Sosua back in the day - Classico times 10!
[8/26/24, 4:48:34 PM] E: I had a first hand, up close experience with Kenyan police corruption last night. While drinking at a local roadside pub with other neighborhood Kenyans, the police swooped in to shut the pub down and haul everyone…customers, staff and me…off to the station. The charge? Drinking after hours.
This pub had a license to serve up to 11 pm and it was 11:15 pm when the cops arrived. The problem was, I was also there last Sunday night till nearly 1 am when the same police drove up, stopped to look, then moved on. This time, no diye.
Everyone except me was directed to a building where a holding cell was. I was told to go to a separate office and take a seat. The head honcho came in, explained the situation and why we were all hauled away. Then, after a few moments, he looked at me and very non-chalantly said, "Just give me one thousand". I reached into my pocket, gave him a 1000 ksh note, got up and walked out. For the equivalent of $7.50 USD, I got my freedom back and headed for the next open pub I saw.
Police corruption, Kenyan style. Not exactly Serpico, but in a foreign country dealing with the police, I wasn't going to pound my fist on the desk and demand my rights.
There are just some battles not worth fighting.
And the saga continues…
TS: 7.50 $ . Damm!
Whiskey Rum: You should have given him 20 bucks, that probably would have gotten the bar reopened 🤣🤣 glad you escaped for penny’s on the dollar
E: The expat blokes are now calling me a felon and a jail bird. 🤣🤣
L A: You did the right thing
E: Had a much better Sunday than the previous one where I was arrested. Enjoyed a great afternoon and evening back at La Marina with both expats and Kenyans. Lots of beer was consumed and the sunset on Mtwapa Creek was nothing short of gorgeous. As were a couple of the ladies who came along, Cecelia a Kenyan pub owner who is also a lawyer and the one on the left is from Albania. Hmm…might just have to check out Eastern Europe one of these days. Then Monday night, Juliet got off early from her nightclub hostess job and came to see me at the Eagles Nest on Karioke Night, and it was packed. We came back around 2 am and she couldn't wait to snuggle up next to her "big bear". Couple pics from the morning after.
[9/12/24, 10:06:03 PM AB: Good morning gentlemen.
In less than 24 hours I will be arriving in Kenya. I'm going to enjoy visiting the local sights and quite possibly have the opportunity to meet The Legend himself
E: I hope you can get here. Massive airport strike at JKIA now with flights being canceled, delayed or diverted. Thousands stranded. Good luck. Check with your airline for any updated info.
E: Are you on Ethiopian Airlines to Addis then connect direct to Mombasa?
AB: Yes
E: I think you will be good. Avoiding that transit connection at NBO is huge. I wish I could have done it when I arrived.
AB: Say you're a tourist without saying that you're a tourist.
Try getting in the "driver's" side door of the taxi 😂
[9/14/24 AB: Day 1 in Kenya (synopsis):
As I was checking into my room, I walked by the pool and saw three girls swimming. They greeted me and asked if I would join them. I gave them a nonchalant "sure, maybe later" and continued to my room. I began unpacking my things when one of the girls I met online decided to show up to see me face to face and "welcome me to Kenya." She came to the room and gave me a massage with a happy ending. After an hour she left and I finished packing. I stepped outside the room, a little later for some fresh air and looked at the girls playing in the pool. One of them said that they were still waiting for me to come and join them. (Surely they noticed that I just had company, right?)
I said ok and sat down with them. We talked for over an hour and by the end all three were willing to be my girlfriends.
"Polygamy is legal in Kenya." One of them said. How am I supposed to respond to that? LOL!
I said okay and told them that I would call them later. That evening I called an Uber to take me to the market to buy supplies. Who knew that they were going to send a scooter. My big ass doesn't belong on a scooter, but I got on anyway. I made it to the store, bought supplies, including a bottle of vodka for my guests and went back to the room. I called the girls and they came over shortly after. Front desk was not pleased that I was having 3 "guests" at the same time, but I assured them that everything was okay. We went to the room, played music, ate food, drank, and made out for a couple of hours until finally one of them pulled me into the room to "seal the deal." Around 1 am, they left and only asked for a couple of shillings for transport home. I gave them 3000. I cleaned up and went to bed.
After my long flight and my guests yesterday I slept like a baby.
Day 2 begins now…
E: I see you settled in just fine.
T S: Al . Which online dating service did you use ?
AB: 😂 Badoo. Although in hindsight it's not necessary. I should have taken Eric's advice and not bothered with it. Over here it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
E: The reception desk told me when I returned in the afternoon that "your colleague has checked in." I was wondering who they were talking about and then one guy spread his arms out and said "big man", and then it hit me. I was most likely in my room while you were at the pool as I had 2 ladies come by, not at the same time, but each came by for about 90 minutes. I've been trying to recover from a chest cold and yesterday was the best I've felt in the previous 8 days. Welcome to Kenya bud.
E: Fayaz…I was there last night for dinner after the 2nd lady left. Hadn't eaten all day. Next time try the chicken and corn soup for 550 ksh. Its fantastic!
Whiskey Rum: You boys are slaying it 👍👍👍👍
E: And…I got a pub on Sunday night that is going to connect to CBS on their satelite system so I can watch my Raiders play Baltimore in the early game. With cold draft Tusker and some tasty grub from the kitchen, gonna be a mighty fine Sunday night at the Eagles Nest. Always some freelancers around as well.
[9/15/24, 12:40:17 PM] AB: Day 2 in Kenya (synopsis):
After my morning coffee at Fayaz I went back to the hotel. Shortly afterwards I called another girl I met online. While waiting at the front desk I finally got a chance to meet The Man, The Myth, and The Legend himself Eric.
My company arrived and we had lunch in the room and then adjourned to the bedroom. This girl must be half Kenyan and half cowboy because she can ride like a MF!!!
We left and went to City Mall and I bought a few trinkets. We then headed to Moorings Restaurant.
I had fresh oysters, bruschetta, and fried chicken wings.
After dinner we went back to the hotel to say goodbye.
As soon as she left I called another girl that was recommended to me by my previous motorbike driver. She came around 10 pm. Very kind, accommodating, and willing. Had another massage with a happy ending. She stayed the night. This morning I woke up and had another session then had breakfast at the hotel restaurant. She just left.
Day 3 begins now…
I previously mentioned that a dating site isn't necessary but now I would highly discourage it (depending on your intentions.)
I've found that after talking with these girls and discussing your travel plans they all want to spend the whole time with you. If you want a GF experience, that's perfect, but if you want variety it's definitely not the way to go.
Yesterday I had a couple of hard conversations with a couple of girls explaining that I couldn't (or wouldn't) want to spend the entire time with them. A lot of broken hearts and a few tears. Perhaps it was my fault for not setting reasonable expectations from the beginning, but that's the cost of mishandling the situation. This experience has taught me a valuable lesson on interactions.
Whiskey Rum: Wonderful write up - thank you for sharing!
E: The oysters at Moorings, the only floating restaurant in East Africa, are very good. Small but tasty. Glad you are getting acquainted with the local talent and getting a lay of the land. Next time at City Mall, Cafeserria is the place to go for delicious food. A bit pricey but very good. I was at Screen Shot last night. Tons of gorgeous women in there, many freelancers. 6 minute walk from the Prestige front gate.
Dave Mexico: She is cute. Maybe with the rainbow colors she has a female friend to join in!
AB: That was the first thing that I thought of, but in Africa/Kenya such things are taboo and illegal. It will be very difficult to find two girls who will (openly) party with me and each other. When I was with my 3 "girlfriends" I had to take turns with each one. They didn't touch each other at all.But I definitely tried 😅
Dave Mexico: Wow, I didn’t realize that it was taboo. Oh well. At my age, the only thing I get out of the threesome is the opportunity for them to keep each other company when I fall asleep
Whiskey Rum: My god you guys are having fun 👍👍😃
E: Going to visit a friends apt who digs me but also has a roommate who does too. I might be doing my impression of a double-stuffed Oreo this afternoon! 😆😆
Whiskey Rum: Albert is on his game! Good point. It’s important to keep a viable bullpen, constantly getting rid of the soft arms and reloading with new talent.
E: I've come across Albert a few times since he got here. He seems to have taken to Kenya like a duck takes to water. Very happy that he is enjoying himself up to now. I went to Old Town Mombasa years ago and it was quite a site. Virtually all Muslim, the narrow streets date back to the 1500s and earlier. The Spice shops give off an exotic aroma to a passer by that you can't help but go inside to get a whiff of the various spices. It makes the Mombasa coast and the foods here, like the nyoma choma (bbq) rich in the flavors and seasonings as it is a mix of African, Indian and Arabic. Makes for some very succulent grilled chicken, pork, fish and goat.
Al is kicking butt here!
Chef Pug: Almost as excited about the spice shops and food as the ladies.
E: There can be a lot to get excited about here, the food being one of them.
AB: Lots of things. One of them just left my room 😂
E: Your room door has been open and closed more damn times than a 7-11!! 🤣🤣
T: You guys definitely like the small titty African women If I'm going to Africa I'm going to be going after the big titty, skinny African women. I know they exist because they're in my baddo dating app lol
AB:
[T: You're exactly right, for me she's not my type cuz she's got the nice tits but she has a big ass. That's the beauty something for everybody!
Dave Mexico: Danny. When we gonna have an ultimate guide to Africa?
E: You dont need one. This ain't Asia or the DomRep. Show up, be respectful and not an asshole and let the game come to you. Simplicity at its finest.
Dave Mexico: I was looking for recommended countries, hotels, tips to get there. Places on the W&R Google maps….
Dave Mexico: I did all that for TJ.
Whiskey Rum: I’m working on it … basically one big synopsis of the adventures that have been posted here.
Whiskey Rum: I’ll pull some additional intel from Eric and Albert for logistics and get the map links rolling also
Dave Mexico: Thanks Danny. I’m heading to TJ next week. I’ll post updates if anything has changed.
AB: Note: I'm a smoker and my vice is cigars; not cigarettes, not weed. Despite all the sights I saw yesterday, my main purpose was to find cigars. They are EXTREMELY difficult to find. I finally found a liquor store next to the Nyali Shopping center called SLiquor Limited that had cigars. The selection was limited and expensive but I was trapped between a rock and a hard place so I bought a few sticks.
For those of you who enjoy cigars, bring your own.
E: I've been going to Wel-fit Bakery since 2015. Tom likes to think of himself as an asshole but he's a good guy. Some of the boda boda guys think he's a cunt though. When I hop on a boda and I tell them "the German bakery", they might reply back, "Oh…you are going to have coffee with the cunt"? I damn near fall off the motorbike from laughing so hard. I've been out late and sleep in a lot so by the time I get my shit together, he is closing so haven't been there as often as in other trips. Upstairs at Eagles Nest they have coffee as does the little shop opposite where I've gone to if Wel-fit is closed.
E: I gotta hand it to Albert, guys. He has really gotten around, done some exploring of the area and soaked up the local flavor. Well done!
TS: How are you guys getting around town ? Uber, driving or walking ?
E: Primarily motorbike taxis and tuk tuk. For longer transport, I have a lady I call. She is basically a car for hire. She picked me up at the airport when I arrived and will drop me off there next Wednesday. Plus she's driver me to Diani Beach twice, about 40 kilometers south of Mtwapa where I'm staying.
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L A: How is that beach? Anyplace to stay on it? And action?
E: Lots of high end resorts. Mid-priced accommodations are just inland of the Beach. $35-100 USD per night. I recently stayed at Pride Inn at $80 per including breakfast. Everyplace on the beach is within a short few minute ride by tuk tuk or boda boda (motorbike). Too spread out north to south to walk. Transport is a necessity.
E: I didnt see you go. Jo, the guy running the Karioke put me about 4th in line to sing "Highwayman". Did you stay to hear that or did the other singers send you screaming deep into the night in search of solace or maybe a pair of loving arms to keep you warm? 😆😆
AB: Yes I heard your rendition of Highwayman. Not bad. The karaoke talent was exponentially better than the karaoke at Mooring. I left after "You raise me up." And yes I ended up in someone's arms 😅
E: The two mzungus in the foreground might be recognizable as they both live in Sosua and came here last year for the first time. I'd told them to forget everything they had come to know about Sosua and let this place be a clean slate as it is practically the polar opposite of what Sosua has become. Needless to say, they have both become big fans of the Kenya coast and all it's offerings.
AB: I'm reminded of that scene in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Allan Quartermain says, "This is Africa, my dear boy. Sweating is what we do." 😅
E: Overall for me, Mombasa in July, August and Sept has been cooler than Pattaya was in June. Way more humidity and sweating in Patts than the Kenya coast.
Whiskey Rum: Patts has been brutal this year 🥵
AB: On the same topic I will include another part of the End of Trip Summary.
Transportation:
There are 4 main ways to get around town
1) Boda Boda - motorbikes.
In Mtwapa they are omnipresent. On every street corner 24 hours a day. And if you don't see one, walk half a block and one will attempt to pick you up. They are fast, efficient, and cheap. Eric had to advise me that as a tourist I'm subject to price gouging. Anywhere around town (Mtwapa) should cost 100 shillings.
Please note that the "main road" (B8 Mombasa/Milindi Road) is under construction and the roadways are horrible! Lots of bumps and dust, not advisable to take a motorbike out of Mtwapa; especially during rush hour.
2) Tuk Tuk
Not as common as the motorbikes but you can still find them on the main roads and the high traffic areas. Very convenient, but once again not advisable to take out of Mtwapa.
3) Cars - taxi/Uber
My preferred method of transportation, but not always convenient as they aren't the easiest to find (without calling one.) Yes they are stationed on certain parts of the main road and outside some venues, but typically it's more convenient to grab a motorbike.
4) Matatu - public bus
Although I've never been on one (and I never will) they look like chaos on wheels. Always very packed with a guy usually always hanging out the side door. Some are decorated with lights at night, reminiscent of a "party bus," while the vast majority are decorated with American paraphernalia: sports teams, musical artists, movies, etc.
As a local, it is the most cost efficient way to get to Mombasa. Price fluctuates depending on rush hour. High time price is 200 while slow periods can be 100.
E: Well, sorry to say that after being away from the States since June 16th, spending 3 weeks in Pattaya followed by 11 weeks in Kenya, I'll be packing up tomorrow and heading for the airport on Wednesday between 1:15 and 1:30 pm. My Mombasa flight to Nairobi departs at 1625, the Lufthansa flight to Frankfurt at 2310 and then a direct nonstop to Vegas about 8:30 am next morning. Should be home Thursday by 1 pm in time for the football game and political commercials, Nevada being a battleground state. I'm almost going to feel like a foreigner in my own country, dealing with rude people, way higher prices, more rules and regulations, locked down store shelves, homeless bums, druggies and all the rest. Having lived in 2 countries these past months, especially here in East Africa, its going to be a sea change in the people and personalities you have to deal with back in the States. Not to mention I won't be having some 22 year old girl wanting to have sex with me for maybe $25 bucks so she can buy food. Or go to the salon.
Aw well. Planning to return to Pattaya by New Years Eve, so 3 months downtime won't hurt me, especially taking a break from the booze. It will do my innards good.
E: Albert, I bought seasonings from the Beachway Market, opposite Eagles Nest and down about 75 yards. Also bought some small packages of Dornan's Coffee, made in Kenya plus a couple packages of Sunrise rice, nearly all the single mom's say its the best rice on the store shelfs. I cook too and once home, the chicken is going on the grill this weekend with some tandoori seasoning with that rice mixed in with sauteed prawns cooked in olive oil, butter, and a couple pinches of pilau. Always a bit of Kenya in my kitchen!
E: As with Albert having his harem to say goodbye to, so to have I said adios to a few who shared time, as well as closing out the Karioke last night at Eagles Nest with Frank Sinatra's version of "One For My Baby and One More For The Road". Since I spent the most time here with Juliet, bought her lunch down at La Marina, which I've posted pics of before, as well as giving her one of my marijuana designed shirts that I got custom tailored for me at the Pattaya Night Bazaar off 2nd Rd. No teary eyed waterworks, but she was sincere about missing me. And honestly, so will I. She is a good girl.
AB: No issues getting seasonings and coffee through customs?
E: Nope
AB: Sitting in the airport coming and now leaving I can't get "that song" by Toto, out of my head. LOL!
E: Safe travels Albert. Nice meeting you. I'm having coffee at a restaurant outside the international terminal at Nairobi airport. Will head to the security line to get checked in after. Got 2 long ass flights totaling 21 hrs ahead of me. Goodbye Kenya till next time.
Whiskey Rum: Thank you both for all of the updates, stories and pics. It was fun to watch your adventures. Safe travels boys. 🙏
[9/26/24, 9:21:19 AM] AB: End of Trip Summary
Currency:
The Kenyan notes come in
1000
500
200
100
50
If you like to carry cash and you're like me you prefer to carry large notes to avoid bulky pockets and wallets; however I've learned that here most people (vendors/drivers) can't or won't give change for "big" bills. Getting change is always a hassle so going forward, even though it's an inconvenience, bring small bills.
To try and explain why most don't carry cash, I believe that most everyone here uses Mpesa. If you have an Mpesa account you can send money or pay for goods/services at almost all establishments. Unfortunately I could not download the Mpesa app (something about being in America I guess), however I was able to download and use Remitly, which will deposit funds directly into someone's Mpesa account.
I still prefer cash.
"Cash is King…"